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Was hoarse and singing this on the bus today

ANOTHER PERVY FREAK WHO IS SLIGHTY MORE DESIRABLE THAN BOB SAGET

Like him TURNING INTO A WOLF

Trying to think of a witty remark

Jesus run

Rejected

SUPERFAST SAMUEL L JACKSON MOUTH

Boob apron

RDJ

EVERYONE DIED

Accidental brain spills

Kevin Bacon

FOTC because they just make life better

Are you scared yet?

SO PUNNY

The ring GIFS at 3 AM 

My name’s Joanna and I’m a pyro
I feel so bad for finding him attractive
Suitporn
Silly jokes that made me LOL
DID ANYONE SAY MOBSTERS?
Ed edd and eddy
My childhood.
Eli Roth
ASDFGHJKJDASDFHGF
Nerd problems
Old but gold
Robin

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algún día Titín, algún día.

omasticable:

algún día Titín, algún día.

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Sonnet 130 by William Shakespeare read by Tom Hiddleston

My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks; 
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare. 

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Gonna see these classy-ass dudes tomorrow! For Free! *-*

The Horrors will play too. It’s that same festival where I saw Blood Red Shoes and Miles Kane last year. This time I’m taking my mom and my little sister, who’s 11 yrs-old. I think these indie festivals are perfect to introduce a kid to rock concerts, right? Music is not that heavy, people are not that hardcore, only well-dressed hipsters dancing… It’ll be fun. ^^

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"Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions."
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Anonymous SAID: Excuse me, how can I say 'get the fuck out' in portuguese? There's a brazilian asshole (no offense) who's annoying the shit out of me on twitter and I want him to stop but I think he doesnt know english. I think you're the only brazilian person I follow and you're nice so I want to know a way to tell him to leave me alone in a way he gets it. Thanks! xx

God, I am laughing so hard right now.
Don’t worry, you didn’t offend me. Assholes are everywhere, and Brazil is definitely not an exception. I don’t think there’s an accurate portuguese expression for GTFO… maybe “dá o fora”. There’s also “Me deixa em paz”, that is just like “leave me alone”. It might work. ^^

Y’know, I love messages, so pass by if you need more portuguese tips, or just to talk. And good luck with your ~friend. haha

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Cartoon Network 20th Anniversary Video Tribute

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Steven gave me the most amazing note, actually. He said, give me your war face, and the camera’s gonna move across. And as you feel it come up in front of you, I want you to de-age yourself by 20 years. So you’re 29, and then when you see those machine guns, you’re nine years old. I want to see the child in you. And I just thought that was one of the most astonishing acting notes I’d ever been given.
- Tom Hiddleston

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unhistorical:

H.P. Lovecraft on Cats and Cat-lovers

Well, the man loved his cats. He once wrote a long-winded but loving essay on them (and specifically, why they’re superior to dogs), which can be read here.

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